Tuesday, September 15, 2009

The Master Cleanse...

10:41am
Okay so...at 10pm last night I drank my, "Herbal Laxative Tea" in preparation for the Master Cleanse.  That stuff is no joke.  I woke up today due to a sudden urgency to greet my bathroom, in a not so pleasant encounter.  After all is said and done, I continued the morning feeling extremely positive and strong, "I CAN DO THIS!" As I am now entering hour number four it is safe to say that I'm hungry and I've drank about 15 oz of my lemonade already.  Lethargy is beginning to take it's toll as well.  That's probably due to the lack of my life blood, caffeine.  Hopefully, this cleanse will help me break away from the terrible daily demons that possess and fog my senses. 

2:28pm
So I almost caved twice...right now my outlook is rather bleak.  I feel as if my stomach has retracted itself to the back of my spine.  I've drank about 40oz so of "lemonade" so far and I'm still starving.  A raging headache hit me about an hour ago, but it's slowly subsiding.  I've pretty much had a freebie all day, a nice "buzz" you could say (aside from the nausea.)  I wouldn't say I am dizzy, but I'm definitely not stable.  Did I mention I'M STARVING!! This stupid cleanse will not defeat, not today.  I will finish my ten days!!!

5:30pm
So I'm getting off work now.  I still have a third of my second liter left and not happy about drinking another full liter when I get home.  I JUST WANT TO SLEEP! I feel like all the energy is being sucked out of me.  I think my friend Malena put it best, "I feel like I've drank a bottle of Sudafed."  Lightheaded, disoriented, random dizziness.  Ugh!

7:00pm
Aaron is signing the lease on our new apartment tonight (YAY) and then stopping by the store to pick up water for me to make my third and final liter for the evening! My stomach is doing cartwheels and I'm still sooo tired. *grumble grumble grumble*

8:15pm
Finally!  Aaron made it home and was sweet enough to mix up my final liter for me. I don't think I'm going to be able to chug this whole thing before I give in to the sleep that is overtaking me. @_@

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